On this page, you will find PSJR's custom speechbank used in the Escapists from Season 4 Episode 5 onward. This page lists all the things Paul has made the inmates say, in addition to the default lines.
Giving an inmate an itemEdit
- Pretty cool stuff!
- Not too shabby
- I'm your biggest fan!
Inmates walking aroundEdit
- Time for the contraband shuffle!
- Someone took my Cheryl Tiegs poster
- I saw KISS in '78
- You missed clay
- I'm a Soarvivor!
- Survive and Thrive
- I made the first Minecraft tutorial
- The spy-chickens sent me
- I heard Punchwood escaped Jungle Compound
- They say Punchwood escaped Stalag Flucht
- I heard Punchwood broke out of Fhurst Peak
- I was framed by a spy-chicken
- They say Pablo Punchwood escaped this prison
- Holes always lead to adventure
- I heard Punchwood sailed away from HMP Irongate!
- I'm a walkin talkin goodie bag!
- ZOMG! It's La Cucaracha!
- Corn dogs again?
- Got any Crabby Patties?
- Wish they had finger burritos like at San Pancho
Talking to a guardEdit
- Stinkin' bums
Guards at rollcallEdit
- The dang fools about to get their cells searched are...
- You're worse than spy-chickens
- What a bunch of turkeys
- Quiet down you stinkin' bums!
- Tell us the story about ****ie the Dolphin (this is censored by the game)
- Pretty cool stuff
- What I ever do to you?!
- Use your words!
- Do I look like a goodie bag?
- My fingers hurt
- Ever seen these quads
- Flexing me biceps
Guards when removing sheetsEdit
- Did Punchwood teach you that?
- I hate your curtains
Inmate witnessing an escapeEdit
- Say hi to Cheryl for me
- Goin to Disney?
- My WHAT is showing?
- You work with spy-chickens?
- You're no Pablo Punchwood
- Punchwood strikes again!
- Cheryl called
- Your KISS tickets expired 40 years ago